June 2011
67 posts
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn’t so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
May 2011
75 posts
When your friends tell you who they like and your...
When teachers are teaching new stuff & they're...
We don’t even remember shit that happened last week.
Playing freeze tag with the friends...
You got the people that are never frozen:
The people that are ALWAYS frozen
The people that move even when they’re frozen
And then theres me…..
When guys wear that one cologne where all you want...
The awkward moment when your teacher's ass is...
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you
& then you’re just like;
When somebody tells me "Don't look"
When I see "explain" on a test.
The sexual noises I make when I stretch
The FBI is searching for my penis, would you mind...
Trying to do homework on your bed
Trying to do homework at your desk
The awkward moment when you are using a car window...
You’re all like:
You realized that there are people in the car so you’re like:
Then the people in the car are like:
I hate it when teachers say "from all this...
BITCH, SHUT UP. From all of this complaining, I assume you’re still single.
Trying to be serious with your best friend
WHEN I GO OUT LOOKING LIKE CRAP AND I SEE SOMEONE...
The feeling you get when your friends don't listen...
Everything is made in China except babies. Babies...
Michelle Obama looks like AJ's mom.
When you hear your mom say your name on the phone:
Talkin’ shit?!
The awkward moment when you're horny & then....
